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I appear to be wearing a fresh pair of cranky pants.
@sandraknits @bitterpurl Anyhow, I've had good luck at Nordstrom, with Fantasie and Freya brands. Also bravissimo.co.uk (shipping is killer)
OK Interns who have a crush on Mr. LOUDTALKER, all three of you are ON MY LIST.
@bitterpurl @saomai Amen amen. They are also notorious for putting buubs in ill-fitting sizes so they can make a sale. Ow.
@sandraknits If you get any conclusive results, let me know because dear heavens, I don't even want to talk about what I'm trying to hold up
Listening to New Age Christmas Music (is it still New Age if it's like 20 years old?) to down out Mr. LOUDTALKER on the other side of wall.
@semaphoria Dude. If it were your husbot, he'd be a YouTube sensation.
So who wants to set up and do the legwork of this last page for me?
Oh, look, it's morning again
She dreamt about the girl who stole a horse. Judy never felt so good except when she was sleeping.
I just got it out and sure enough, "Santa Baby" just jumped back into my head.
@semaphoria Don't you have lunch teleporters there?
@FireMom Oooh!! Oooh!! Oooh! (I can't believe I totally just started bouncing in my chair when I read that.) FUN!
Feeling way much better now.
Holy poop, suddenly I don't feel so great. Will try having leftover chicken enchiladas for lunch?
@bitterpurl What a stinky thing for someone to do. Ugh! Glad Paypal is being awesome, but that doesn't fix the icky feelings of it. love (1)
Is "I can take apart a remote control and I can almost put it back together" a better line than "me and my friend [sic] saw a platypus"?
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