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OH: "What kind of hotel sensuality kit doesn't contain poppers?" |
OH: "No one will look for the bowl inside a Build-a-Bear." |
While J____ is playing with somebody's strange baby I'm playing with my iPhone. |
It ain't a complete vegan meal if there ain't a side of American Spirits. |
The Day the Earth Stood Still: Lit like a DeBeers commercial but only contains product placement for every other consumer good known to man. |
The word "sociopath" comes up a lot at Hollywood holiday parties. |
"Muffin-Top Upskirt" only _sounds_ like the title of a Haruki Murakami novel. |
"I hear Ben Silverman is really fun to do Ryan Seacrest with." |
Come to think of it, Bicentennial Man was also a really expensive movie about a dude who ends up boning the little girl from Act One. |
Okay Tweetie you're back in the nook. Tweetsville, I love you but you crash too big. |
When the guy (?) who delivered the Thai claimed it was his (?) first time in my building I think he (?) was testing to see how racist I am. |
Sigh, no Vegas this weekend because of monkeys. Yes, monkeys. |
@nick_jordan I think being chromosomally abnormal passes for latent personality. |
Every Real Housewives episode Bravo airs, George Cukor's Born Yesterday grows fainter and Luis Mandoki's Born Yesterday grows more garish. |
@DaveHolmes Did you know his hair is _made_ of hemp? True story. Also, I just realized he and Greta Van Susteren have the same face. |
After _Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea_ and _Wishful Drinking_, I'm dreading the inevitable _Through a Glass, Drinkly_. |
@Just_Alison I almost hate Elisabeth Hasselbeck enough to watch The View. Almost. |
Watch my broadband connection do its best Michigan J. Frog impression while the Time Warner tech is here, then flatline after he leaves. |
Complaints about RoadRunner outages seem to be running apace with smack about Blagojevich on Twitter in SoCal. http://bit.ly/socalrr |
Antonio Banderas' Blue Seduction For Men is readily available—so what's the hold-up with Melanie Griffith's Blue Uterus For Women? |
