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Clarification I do not do coke, and a coke head doing lines on my coffee table without asking was definitely not met with approval. Hi, Mom! 10:43 AM Dec 11th from TweetDeck |
Last night, a guest started snorting coke off of my coffee table. "Uh, do you, like, need a mirror or something?" I am a good host. 10:39 AM Dec 11th from TweetDeck |
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I am sleeping an awful lot lately, but for a change, I've woken up ready for a day's work! Hooray! 12:57 AM Dec 8th from TweetDeck |
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Twitter should do a Skype business model. Let me buy credit and then charge me a cent off the credit for each character a message overruns. 1:09 AM Dec 5th from TweetDeck |
You know, my biggest problem as a drinker isn't that I make an ass of myself when drunk , but that even when I don't, I feel like I did. 1:07 AM Dec 5th from TweetDeck |
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