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How come you read of narrow escapes, but never of wide ones?
Is it me, or is SocialToo.com broken rubbish? In 2 weeks it hasn't worked once, then 5 mins ago it told me 322 people followed me yesterday.
@artbyskym Little do they know the Russian Mafia have a gun trained. He takes the bullet for her and dies in her arms to a standing ovation.
@artbyskym It all comes to a head in the middle of a performance, as they try to subtly kill each other on stage during a pas de deux.
@mousewords Her next target is a spy, who needless to say she'll discover is her dance partner at the Bolshoi, with whom she's in love.
@mousewords Combine the two? Introduce a prima ballerina whose secret life is contract killer?
@cmedders @sasseebioche @bcmystery @nontheist Welcome to the Four Tweeters of the Apocalypse! Which of you is which?
I am at update no. 666! Now awaiting the arrival of the Four Tweeters of the Apocalypse.
@pseudosu Ahh! I didn't know that. Thanks.
@pseudosu Somehow I doubt the Foo Fighters got their Foo from programming. Might it be Food with a dropped d?
@callira It wouldn't work; I could never remember how many As in the acronym. Or should that be A's?
@callira Foo is a popular random, meaningless name used in programming. Its origin is lost in the mists of time, but at least 30 years old.
@girlarsonist I've wondered sometimes how many people in bookstores do that! I promise to be nice!
@jeanie_w @bcmystery I was telling my wife some plot points in a mall eatery the other week, and got some odd looks from the next table.
@mousewords Get well soon! But I guess if you have a cold you'll just have to stay home and write
@bcmystery You'll need somewhere the victim can't be found (or heard) for about 3 days, maybe 4. I suggest deep in a forrest.
How to kill someone by anal impalement. In case you need to know. http://tinyurl.com/5be6rg
@holly_tucker I assume you've read the pre-anesthesia operations of Stephen Maturin in Patrick O'Brien's sea stories?
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