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Teen daughter is definitely from the electronic generation. Last night she told me to make sure I turned the fire off. Where is that button?
I find it odd that a Church would fight so ardently against two people loving each other, but have no issue with people maiming each other.
Last night my niece stuck half a magazine up her nose. She's only two, so some serious cramming was required. Love kids.
Today I have multi-tasked as I did ten years ago. How do I keep this going? I hate getting old.
I've decided to become an "all pajama pants" person. All pajama pants, all the time. It only makes sense.
Would it be a stretch to assume that people who visit my blog to tell me to "get a life" need to get a life?
I think it's the plague. Or maybe ebola. Whatever it is, I'm contagious..
Stupid spam blogger: I do not hate Mormons. I hate stupid spam bloggers though. Uh, maybe dislike intensely. Put that in your spamwich.
If someone can't spell a word in a threat, am I really expected to take it seriously? Just curious.
People are stupid. I'm not sure how to make that funny. It's just true.
Update: No, this URL is not available. Apparently, people really do hate MYSPACE.
Do you think the URL www.ihatemyspace.com is available? I don't really hate it, but DAMN, I keep forgetting about it. I'm old.
Well, I finally returned to Twitter. I am sure the FOUR OF YOU who are not trying to sell me something are THRILLED.
Dear Psycho Dance Mom: Do not lie and pretend I'm your friend and am feeding you with information about the "enemy." Good God. It's DANCE!
DD has been reading BREAKING DAWN since we picked it up yesterday, 'cept for a few hours sleep. Stephenie Meyer, what have you done to her?
Today, at the crack of 3 p.m. we bought the new Stephanie Meyer book. All you people who waited in line for hours? They didn't run out.
Four wheel drive does NOT mean you can walk on water. http://www.nataliercollins....
Half nekkid Mormons always make for interesting press... http://www.nataliercollins....
Wow, getting hatemail about getting hatemail. That's a new one.
Note to psycho dance mom: NO MEANS NO. Your fast talking will NOT move your daughter up.
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