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Crushing on pickled garlic. Good thing for all life that I am alone, in my underground lair, as I snack.
@jeanie_w And make love to it. (Did I just just say that out loud?)
Overheard coffee shop hipsterism: "The new Star Trek movie looks so lame. I'll probably see it, but I won't like it." Oh, snap.
@runningrock Hello from a random twitterer in the twitterverse.
For the record: Mozzarella Cheetos = Teh Wrongnesses
@mfmakichen And yet my tweets regularly include the phrase "flying atomic wedgie." (Glad to contribute!)
@JonathanQuist MS Word is an even greater abomination than Jerry Jones.
@JonathanQuist Remember, atomic wedgie to Jerry Jones, disband the Cowboys, salt the stadium grounds = better world
@cutelilVictoria Though I have started reporting them to SpamCop, and my last unsubscribe attempt featured many naughty words.
@cutelilVictoria That's a good point. I have unsubscribed from the Clipart.com newsletter one million times, it still comes.
@onecrayon And yet, my snail mail junk is overloaded with flyers from megachurches wanting to scare me into joining. That's pretty bad too.
My snail mail slot is filled with junk mail. I don't care. A single spam gets through my junk email filter and I want to kill and maim. ???
@camikaos Sounds like about Sunday evening, Monday morning latest for snow.
Dear crazy person, if my Skype message says I'm away, deal with it. Your childish need for instant gratification is not the boss of me.
@avenir She'd probably kick mine.
wife eats this frozen bible bread, and gets a mite tetchy when I say, "No thanks, it tastes like frozen grass." But it does.
@DKNoFish Who can live under such tyranny?
@DKNoFish Bah! Uppity cheese steak chauvinist!
@mfmakichen I could send you a UV bulb.
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