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Had a great discussion about India and Terrorism last night. Unfortunately, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE. I mean sometime, not like, today. 22 minutes ago from TwitterFox |
Seriously? Seriously? Office closing != personal day! I mean, if you close the office, its not my choice. Seriously! about 21 hours ago from TwitterFox |
You know, its not the vicious hangover that's the problem, its the sunflower tattoo that somehow ended up on my lower back. 8:30 AM Dec 15th from TwitterFox |
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CONFIRMED. PowerPoint is the harbinger of certain doom. Bullets are futile, the end is near. 9:49 AM Dec 11th from Twinkle |
Oh Palm. Why are you so stupid? Why did you squander your stranglehold on the smartphone market. Fuck you Ed Colligan. 2:49 PM Dec 10th from TwitterFox |
Not on my todo list: riding home into the chiclet-size hail coming down. Its like a bunch of tiny people ENDLESSLY FLICKING YOU IN THE FACE. 7:58 PM Dec 9th from twitterrific |
Whenever I hear Hotel California, all I can think of is Jesus licking the bowling ball just prior to his roll. 6:22 PM Dec 9th from twitterrific |
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E85 is bullshit. Less MPG and may have a worse impact on the environment than fossil fuels. Way to go. 10:14 AM Dec 9th from TwitterFox |
Minor as it may seem, the revolutionary process of altering line spacing *after* text has been written simply cannot be understated. 7:43 PM Dec 8th from Twinkle |
I have reached that phase of the semester where my music must be played at deafening levels to increase productivity. WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR U! 6:45 PM Dec 8th from twitterrific |
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