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Someone is defying the popcorn ban. The air is thick with its vile stench. Release the hounds.
Every time I touch Sharepoint it finds a new way to SUCK DONKEY BALLS!
OK, iPrism, I give up. How about you just fucking give me a list of the websites I still AM allowed to see..?
@ginatrapani Google did *what*? (Off to investigate...)
Dear clueless coworker: whistling while you work is ok in a dwarf mine, NOT IN A SHARED OFFICE!
"Wintry mix": that's, like, peanuts & pretzels & Chex cereal, right..?
Social-K couldn't make it for lunch today so I went and got myself stuffed with Friday Fish Fry. Mmm. Groaaan. Mmm.
Helpdesk guy disturbing entire programming staff by loudly teaching his dad how to use eBay. This place is a joke.
Sat down to get some work done. Been dicking around with Windows driver conflicts for 2.5 hours. Yay, productive.
Speaking of mittens - it's 20 outside, and in the uninsulated concrete-walled box I work in, the f-ing air conditioning has run all day.
Trying to do anything in SharePoint feels like using a shoddy Chinese knockoff of a Swiss Army knife while wearing mittens.
W. T. F.? We never got to see Katee again, even though her character is clearly acquitted of murder. Boo, NBC.
Aw, Katee's been offscreen for 20 minutes. Losing interest, NBC...
Ooo, and she's a Starbuckian fucked-up badass too!
Katee Sackhoff is on Law & Order tonight!
Listening to Missy Higgins EP that arrived yesterday. (Yep, I still buy CDs.)
@beauty4you: Enjoy the midwest's most popular action sport!
LeeAnn is drunk dialing everyone. Sorry :-)
More pie? I couldn't possib-- yeah sure!
ASPainintheass.NET: 3 people & approx 10 man-hours to get 2 lines of analytics code to work on one f*ing template.
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