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@calculust Have you not been watching _The Daily Show_? His hair is all they can talk about. |
MAN DO I LOVE THE SOUND OF A TRUCK BACKING UP RIGHT OUTSIDE MY BUILDING FOR LIKE 20 STRAIGHT MINUTES |
hates the five minutes per day during which the sun shines through the hole in the slats of the venetian blinds STRAIGHT INTO HIS EYES. |
@alexbischoff Strickenthrough. Seriously, though, I have no clue. |
I have to stop acting surprised when things I code up work the first time. It's bad for my reputation. |
@thelbane Wow, TechCrunch commenters are even more useless when talking about race relations than they are when talking about technology. |
@alexbischoff How did you hear them *spell*? |
By the way, I triumphed in the battles of First Red Bull Run and Second Red Bull Run. |
Headache. Might have to make my Red Bull run early today. |
@roblifford God, is this ANDREW RESTATES THE OBVIOUS day? YOU NEVER TELL THE REST OF THE WORLD WHICH SONG YOU HAVE STUCK IN YOUR HEAD |
I will say it ONE MORE TIME: if your comment form accepts anything more than plain text, GIVE ME A PREVIEW BUTTON. |
My dad has no accent (Nawlins, Southern, or otherwise), but I just caught him using a double modal (e.g., "might could"). Language is weird. |
@dalmaer That article _had_ to have been written by an ALICE bot. No human can write so much without using a single interesting word/phrase. |
Quoth the gate attendant: "Please remain in your seats until your row is announced." Adorable! Keep on dreamin', champ. |
BTW: 78 people died in Mumbai today. I am humbly thankful to lead a mundane life in which air travel is my biggest problem. |
Continental, you have my money; you are now obligated to LET ME OFF THE PLANE, OK? Deal? |
$15 to put my baggage in a different section of the plane? Let me shove my suitcase up your ass and I'll pay $30. |
oh god my tooth hurts why isn't this vicodin doing anythWHOA I AM SUDDENLY COMPLACENT AND SLEEPY |
OH at the pharmacy: "Kelly, why would a dog need Xanax?" |
