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You know what's great? All my favorite people around my goddamn Christmas tree, that's what. |
I would not enjoy Sabado Gigante nearly as much if I spoke a word of Spanish. |
Just roasted the f out of a chicken, paired that mess with linguine in lemon cream sauce, and ate by the fire with wine, bf and dog. |
@jimmyfallon For serious? It's been forever! |
Just turned on the heat for the first time since Feb, filling my home with the enchanting scent of 10 months' worth of burnt furnace dust. |
Needless to say, I just met Tonya Harding. |
Just walked into Bowery with Ben. Nobody else around us. Waitress: "3 for dinner?" |
As a culture, we are FASCINATED with how much marijuana Willie Nelson smokes. Why is this? |
New Mark Kozelek album contains a cover of Husker Du's "Celebrated Summer." That news either geeks you out or it doesn't. |
@marklisanti Boy Jonesy's Jukebox! |
I hope there was a performance review in the Christmas Lyric Quality Control Dept after "the kids in Girl-and-Boy-Land" slipped through. |
@molls brutal. Hey, everyone in the salon! This girl got raped! By her uncle! Get your head out from under the dryer so you can hear! |
@hydeordie they never stop playing! Ever! And the old whiteys somehow know what Jamaican dub is! Also, is this what women are like? |
Rachel Getting Married = Dave Getting Annoyed. |
How come nobody ever throws an AWESOME Christmas sweater party? |
Paring down my year-end mix CD/Xmas card. Getting it to 20 tracks is a process that is massively controversial only to me. |
Those "Animal Crossing" commercials. They're SUPPOSED to be depressing, right? |
Every time I eat out by myself, a squabbling couple will be seated next to me. Without exception! |
DirecTV has somehow fixed itself. Do you know what you don't want to see after a long weekend of gluttony? A "Ruby" marathon, that's what. |
My DirecTV box is on the fritz & I'm too Thanksgiving-tired to read, write or even attempt the NYT crossword. Passive entertainment, please! |
