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I smell like bacon. And you thought it was my milkshake that brought all the boys to the yard.
In Dress Barn, contemplating the meaning of barns.
At a store called Socks Galore, questioning the meaning of life.
They play Cory B. Trotz commercials here? Gah, I can't escape.
Dear Kelly Ripa: I don't think it's normal for a woman's hips to be the same width as her head.
@loudersoft I've had it. It slowed my roll quite a bit.
@mcd410x Hell no, thank the lard. All should be melted by the time I head back.
@sarahsaint I'm fine, more or less. Thanks. :) The Wal-Mart trip is mercifully over and we're inside for the night.
A Wal-Mart haiku: Goring my eyes out / would be superior to / this current madness.
G'burg bingo, pt 2: Car with "just married" in shoe polish on window
Heading to Wal-Mart. Lobotomy now, please.
Every time my grandmother and mother take a trip together, they steal bits of the local plants to take home to root.
http://twitpic.com/t601 - New raincoat; thanks, down-the-back coffee!
Who spills coffee down the back of her white hoodie? While she's wearing it? Who does that?
Let's make a Gatlinburg Bingo card: pregnant teen smoking, white lady afro with long, straight ear tendrils, same t-shirt for sale in si ...
Oh, 17-year-old emo boys, let me teach you some things about life.
And now my parents are pointing out every store where they bought something the last time they were here.
I am standing in a store that sells dog outfits.
I haven't watched cable TV in a while. How long has the Bedazzler been back on the infomercial airwaves?
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