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At the car dealership. I hear they can knock $200 off the price of that Tru-Coat! 11:32 AM Dec 13th from txt |
Going back to the dealership today, but I need a Bad Cop to be my wingman. I just want to hand over a pile of money and get a car. 8:30 AM Dec 13th from web |
Best line in Showgirls? "It must be weird not having anybody come on you." 11:01 PM Dec 12th from txt |
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One year my company didn't have the Xmas card proofread. Good news: It had only two words. Bad news: Those words were "Happy Hoildays." 10:31 AM Dec 12th from txt |
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Reading the rough drafts of these final papers makes me feel like kind of a bad teacher. HAVE THEY LEARNED NOTHING?! 7:58 PM Dec 10th from txt |
Just discovered I can get two slices of the best pizza in town made to order in four minutes. Three blocks from home. Uh oh. 6:46 PM Dec 10th from txt |
I'm trying to boil a pot of water and it has just begun sizzling ominously. Is it possible to actually burn water? I seem to be doing it. 7:52 PM Dec 9th from web |
Overheard: "He is the most inspiring teacher I ever had. He just walks in with his tambourine and starts playing." 4:51 PM Dec 9th from txt |
"A heart, dove, ying yang and the color green are some types of symbols people use to describe situations or issues." And...grading done. 8:28 PM Dec 8th from web |
My coffee is delicious, my mechanic is awesome, and my sesame seed bagel is extra-crispy. Not bad for a Monday. 9:23 AM Dec 8th from web |
12 papers down, 12 to go. Hugh Grant is wiggling his ass. (Er, but I'm not watching the porn version. I don't think.) 3:33 PM Dec 7th from web |