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Wait, Jack LaLane's wife is named Elaine? Seriously?
I did not just delete 2 tweets so I could note #500 (and not have it be about McD's) That would be vanity run amuck.
To people who think Pushing Dasies should be canceled, I say "Shut the A-capell-up."
@HiddenPeanuts Tell FOX the flashmob rave was a radical christian group celebrating christmas so everything is fine now tkx.
McD spends a year hyping the high quality fried chicken bits, and because it worked, the're hyping the low quality ones?
@kwmurphy Any (non-comedy?) movie is riffable, with enough skill. The bad movie thing was a business decision.
Ug, i knew I should not have read those 60 most recent tweets. Sorry Krystyn and Steve.
@hmrpita That's some good blind typing. (Quick everybody, now's your chance to dish about pita!)
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So what is the social protocol for telling somoe you think their rockband is out of audiosync? Fail until they offer? #21centuryproblems
@kristensays Pft, you don;t need to go to NYC to get Totino's Pizza. They got it right in the freezer case. In convenient roll form.
Resolved: Sponges are unessicary in dish washing and are breeding grounds for mold and smells. I'll take Aff.
Should someone who can't correctly conjugate really pass judgement on whether someone else is high class or a nothing but a hound dog?
@BrianEnigma So you're saying they are using one word to mean something different? How Sarcastic.
@Phaedra777 I'm having trouble coming up with anything I don't prefer to LJ, though I think they serve separate purposes.
@Phaedra777 In all of my posting anti-LJ rants I never considered you would take up the arch-enemy mantle. I begin our tête by watching TV.
I have been informed by multiple chat rooms that Cyber Monday is not what the name's constituent parts would indicate. Learn from my error.
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