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silbatron just replaced my plastic shower curtain and the ONLY thing i can think to do with it is wrap up a bloody human corpse; TV has taken its toll 12:05 PM Dec 6th from twhirl

Armano New visual added to Flickr set: Unconventional Marketing. http://tinyurl.com/3s32lc 5:53 PM Oct 12th from web

raypage "I'm sorry to be so inappropriate without having alcohol." 11:14 AM Sep 29th from twitterrific

gapingvoid @abfdc fancy a coffee at Penn Station at 3pm? Just an idea. 7:03 AM Aug 14th from TwitterBerry in reply to abfdc

gapingvoid @melissagira Conversation between A-Listers: "No, your dick is bigger!" "No, your dick is bigger!" "No, your dick is bigger!.." ;-) 10:45 AM Jun 18th from web in reply to melissagira

raypage Freud was big on fiber. 9:35 AM Jun 9th from twitterrific

raypage "i need to go into the butler's pantry and adjust my tights" 3:48 PM Jun 2nd from twitterrific

gapingvoid New line for my marketing pitch: "What an utterly lovely grain of sand you are. Too bad you're lying on a beach." 9:30 AM May 29th from twhirl

gapingvoid @Joffi This is my second-favorite dick-related cartoon: http://snurl.com/2abid 12:59 PM May 23rd from twhirl in reply to Joffi

plasticbagUK Rainbows are good. Everyone likes a good rainbow. And cock jokes. They're big right now. Geddit? Geddit? Shit, thirty-six characters left. 4:45 PM May 16th from web

plasticbagUK It's not about fame, it's about self-expression! It's a good thing too - since two thousand fans would only make you famous in Lichtenstein. 4:44 PM May 16th from web

Armano @abfdc damn straight sister. 6:36 PM May 12th from Hahlo in reply to abfdc

abfdc @Armano but email is filled with people who want things from you + Twitter is filled with people who give things to you. 6:30 PM May 12th from txt in reply to Armano

abfdc Despite being an accurate reflection of my state of mind, "Rrrrrr," was the result of an unlocked keyboard shoved in pocket + not a tweet. 4:06 PM May 12th from txt

helenprejean Maybe we could carry wallet cards - like organ donors - saying "If murdered, do not seek the death penalty for my murderer. Choose life." 2:15 PM Apr 15th from web

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