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I love every song on Ingrid Michaelson's newest album. Hooray for lady feelings! don't tell anyone I said that, okay? about 2 hours ago from web |
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Googled "thrown shoes" so I'd know what the hell people were referencing. I should get my news from sources other than ESPN and Twitter. about 8 hours ago from twitterrific |
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Best part about "camping" in a fancy cabin with all the comforts of home? I can look at nature, then microwave a breakfast burrito. And HBO. 9:55 AM Dec 14th from twitterrific |
Good morning! whatcha guys been talking about while I was asleep? Nothing, you say? Get a life, you say? I see. 9:43 AM Dec 14th from twitterrific |
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Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my dates to have frosted tips, polo shirts, and a seemingly endless supply of Rohypnol. 2:59 PM Dec 13th from twitterrific |
My iPhone made me breakfast in bed this morning. That's pretty nice, but I'm still having trouble figuring out how to make a phone call. 2:44 PM Dec 13th from twitterrific |
Ah yes, it's good to see the Yankees have dusted off their shopping cart. Sorry small market teams, call Sabathia when you're bazillionares 12:37 PM Dec 13th from web |
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Listen, I'm very busy. I've got a lot of craft projects to complete before Christmas. And I suck at all of them, so I need time for redos. 12:56 AM Dec 12th from web |
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