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The world would be a better place if everyone ate the praline spread from my favorite cafe. about 16 hours ago from web |
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My child did not nap today. You know, the day when I'm really stressed out and in pain. Yeah. about 20 hours ago from web |
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Dear universe, please stop shitting on my friends. Love, Torrie about 23 hours ago from web |
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Realizing that sometimes I can be really ungrateful. Counting my blessings. 5:59 AM yesterday from web |
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Does anybody know where I can find Bernard Madoff? I'd like to punch him right in the fucking nuts. I hope he rots in prison. 6:39 PM Dec 11th from TweetDeck |
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How come there's no Shorty Award for complaining? I would totally win that shit. 8:58 AM Dec 11th from web |
I was so exhausted last night. Tried to go to bed early. Then,the toilet clogged,the cat vomited, and the kid woke up screaming at midnight. 7:25 AM Dec 11th from web |
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