 | phylhrmnix Apple holds an undisclosed patent on a polished metal alloy that, upon unwrapping, secretly scratches itself when left unattended. 3:00 PM Dec 11th from web |
 | meowrey I called in bi-curious today. So, like, I'm working...but I'm not thinking of the "work" while I am doing it. 11:04 AM Dec 10th from web |
 | youngamerican In my mind, Twitter is a sort of affirmation of an important life choice I made around age 17: pick friends solely based on funniness. 7:48 AM Dec 10th from web |
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 | jimray Velociraptors make the exact same clicking sound as the dying harddrive with all of your music on it. It's why they're so fucking scary. 7:06 PM Dec 9th from web |
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 | Moltz I'm so old I remember when we used to complain that Twitter was down. Quietly. To ourselves. Because no one else knew what Twitter was. 12:29 PM Dec 8th from web |
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 | gruber Now that I have slept on it, I realize my impulsive answer of "Boogie Nights" was incorrect and the correct answer is "There Will Be Blood". 5:13 PM Dec 4th from twitterrific |
 | theisb "I've been thinking a lot, and I don't know if I've ever really been in love, you know? 'Cause, see, I was reading TWILIGHT, and..." 3:46 PM Dec 4th from web |
 | Remiel To be fair, I was posting Favrd bait long before there was a Favrd. Before anyone was even listening, in fact. Oh god please love me. 3:24 PM Dec 3rd from web |
 | hodgman I was just typing that message, when all of a sudden, Brand X twitter client started working again. COINCIDENCE? 1:01 PM Nov 24th from web |
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 | bap Gmail & Reader UI mismatch fail. Reader themes plz? If @timoni has to wait longer for Gmail themes for this to happen, I'm ok with it. 10:24 AM Nov 20th from web |
 | Maggie The planning stage is my very favorite stage. It's so pleasantly distant from the failing stage. 1:52 PM Nov 18th from web |
