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: NOBAMA, EVER: Did you know the (fake) Mumbai terror attacks will soon lead to a nuclear war and then Bush decl.. http://tinyurl.com/63yfqc |
Jesse Jackson Jr.’s Been Snitching On Blagojevich For YEARS (Maybe!):
So Blagojevich tried to shake down .. http://tinyurl.com/5sqe5h |
Oh Wait It’s VILSACK For Secretary of Agriculture: Democratic Superstar Tom Vilsack nearly won the nominat.. http://tinyurl.com/6zpv96 |
Potential Agriculture Secretary Likes To Pee In Cups, On Airplanes: A Georgia Congressman, Sanford Bishop, has b.. http://tinyurl.com/65wh4v |
Even The Symbolism In The Sad Tale Of Blaggy Is Despicable:
Ole Blaggy is literally signing bills over Abraham.. http://tinyurl.com/585x2b |
Fed Slashes U.S. Interest Rate To Basically Zero: Wasn’t the Fed supposed to cut rates in half today, from.. http://tinyurl.com/556y95 |
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IT’S YOUR JIM NEWELL Q&A: “Transexual? Transsexual? We use this word frequently on Wonkette,.. http://tinyurl.com/5drue6 |
Check Out Dana Perino’s Lady Shiner:
Here’s our first glimpse of icy sex goddess Dana Perino back a.. http://tinyurl.com/5zsax2 |
Charlie Crist Will Run For President In 2012: Here is a bold Internet prediction: the newly off-the-market bronz.. http://tinyurl.com/67ss2o |
Richard Cohen Simply Does Not Care For Those BlackBerry Machines: It’s been a while since we’ve chec.. http://tinyurl.com/639454 |
Detroit Now Home To Collapsing Newspaper Industry, Too: Throughout 2008 we have relied on our beloved Detroit Fr.. http://tinyurl.com/59mcpm |
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ODDLY HILARIOUS HYPERBOLIC QUOTES FROM CITY OFFICIALS WHO ARE FREAKING OUT OVER INAUGURATION LOGISTICS, TUESD.. http://tinyurl.com/657xb2 |
Deflation Kicks In As Americans Become Actively Scared Of Economy: The Federal Reserve this afternoon is expecte.. http://tinyurl.com/6flcx9 |
: BARACK OBAMA BEARS STUNNING RESEMBLANCE TO EVERY OTHER PRESIDENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY: Presumptuous Barack Obam.. http://tinyurl.com/5u2khl |
‘Obama’ Offers Stunning Reply To Change.gov’s Hippie Legions: See, “S. Man?” Just .. http://tinyurl.com/697dvt |
Massive Crowds Protest Jeremiah Wright In Georgia: If there was one thing the 2008 election taught us, it’.. http://tinyurl.com/56wkn9 |
Bob Ney To Flee Ungrateful Country: Former Ohio Congressman Bob Ney, famous for accepting all bribes from Jack A.. http://tinyurl.com/6yc6fn |
Why Did Secret Service Let A Man Wearing SHOES Into Bush Press Conference???: George W. Bush’s armed phala.. http://tinyurl.com/5ahffy |
Obama Unveils All His Boring Cabinet Picks:
The brother of Iraq’s most famous shoe-throwing journalist sa.. http://tinyurl.com/5l4kve |
Dick Cheney Proud of Ruining America:
And aren’t we going to miss this guy, Mr. Richard Cheney? Here̵.. http://tinyurl.com/6b388r |