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@cffg: NOVA? We are heading in the work release program direction right now. |
dying here. "horrible" @theboyterror would drive me to drink if it wasn't frowned upon. So tired I could fall asleep sitting up. |
he appears unrepentent |
how bad does your child's behavior have to be to be described by his teachers as "horrible?" |
@damnhusband LOVES it when I come up with creative ideas for a display with less than 24 hours before The Big Show. I see divorce coming. |
putting in my order for pastelitos from the airport La Carreta. @kindness girl might want to speak up now if she wants me to share |
@josueblanco: the salt/baking soda mixture is what's important. No, wait. Maybe it's salt and baking powder. Well, whatever. |
@TXPoppet: Being left in the parking lot at church as the station wagon pulled away. |
@Cffg: I could use that extra 20 oz. that spilled on the floor. |
everyone else has a 5 gallon bucket of freshly brewed beer in the middle of their kitchen counter, right? |
@jessicaapiss: it was nothing but gracious about him so I guess there's no need to take the roadtrip. @kimberle will be disappointed. |
another night with 4 hours sleep. Shockingly it is very difficult to sleep on a toddler bed with a toddler. |
just saw subject of an investigation from the good old days. Tempted to park across the street and take grainy photos with the cell phone. |
Nothing says "I'm sorry for wasting 8 years of your life" like making the story into a NY Times bestseller. |
that would be ME posting her video, just to set any record straight. Since that's about the only straight thing about it. |
Just found out that @damnhusband's ex is writing a tell-all book about her life. Will be posting her wedding video on YouTube and Facebook. |
commercial on t.v: "give the gift of a kosher prostate this Chanukah." Would that be a gift for Day One or do you save that for the end? |
@damnhusband just found my long lost order list for a big party. I'm guessing those 30 girls will be glad to get their stuff. |
carbon footprint re. loads of laundry today? As if I drove a '66 Camaro SS cross country at 90 mph |
@damnhusband: "wait. Darcy hadn't come back yet and proposed to that girl yet?" clearly he hasn't read the book or seen the movie 900 times |
