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| gwenbell Appreciation this morning to @jlongtine for being a loving friend, a patient listener + strength when things get tough. I love you, Joel. xo 8:36 AM Nov 10th from web |
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| hotdogsladies When choosing a Chinese restaurant by name alone, subtract a point for each appearance of "bamboo," "panda," "garden," "jade," or "express." 2:36 PM Aug 26th from web |
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| hotdogsladies I don't get how "Beach Volleyball" is an Olympic sport, but "Pole Dancing," "Foxy Boxing," and "Flirty Laughing" aren't. Probably sexism. 7:23 AM Aug 21st from web |
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| hotdogsladies Irony is not dead; just that since it started "pro blogging," Irony synthesizes new information in a way that often makes it _seem_ dead. 3:10 AM Aug 20th from web |
| hotdogsladies I rag PR, then get a pitch. I rag email, then get an email. I rag douches, then get "Hey, here's my CARD!" I should rag yachts and fellatio. 9:22 PM Aug 7th from web |
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