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One of my co-workers won't sit near me because my shirt is un-ironed. It's not wrinkly, but it's not ironed, either. I have no punchline. |
@mollywood have y'all considered setting up a centralized test computer that re-images overnight? |
fix-tweet: Andre the Giant to Colleen Camp in 5 movies. Not my best work. I had to stoop to "the Director made a cameo" |
@jonathancoulton do you use an offsite backup service? |
I’m going to write a sequel called The Next Day The Earth Still Stood Still |
@Kraemer l33t when l33t was k-rad |
@jayamorgan details! |
@Tracy we're going for the highest percentage? I'm at 21%. have been for years. GMail rocks. |
"Great Gig in the Sea" -- translation: we Pink Floyd fans are old. http://ping.fm/nWrzb |
@kwmurphy all superhero movies are riffable. #rifftrax |
Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack on MP3: http://ping.fm/kK6hP |
@LynNever that's the worst thing I've ever heard. Inigo Montoya still trying to win is now second-worst. |
Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy. I would like Neal Stephenson to write short stories. His works are too ambitious. Your friend, Bryan. |
I have now seen enough zombie movies that I am seriously considering taking lessons in firing a gun. |
@hodgman by "land striders", do you mean "scary stilt-bunnies"? |
We should really consider adding spell check to the "File Save As..." dialog box. |
@alexbischoff go German-style: throughstricken |
@firda try telling them to mark you down as "deceased." |
@youngamerican both of those sound like maximum fun. |
@buenabuena I think it is the same type. |
