Starting a few hours of creative work, whether I am ready or not (I am not). about 17 hours ago from web |
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Ah, I see the problem: we put the "rug for sale" post on craigslistforcrazypeopleandflakes.org. 9:03 AM Dec 9th from web |
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Better: Just sneezed and hiccupped at the same time. Now I can't find my eyes. 3:16 PM Dec 8th from web |
Just sneezed and hiccupped at the same time. Then both my eyes fell out. 2:48 PM Dec 8th from web |
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At a house in PA that has a kegerator in the basement. And foosball. Remind me again, what's so great about NYC, land without basements? 2:23 PM Dec 6th from twitterrific |
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Personal grooming at a new low - seriously considering professional shave and trim today. Maybe a "sports" mani-pedi. Bikini wax FOR SURE. 6:39 AM Dec 5th from web |
My homemade DVD commentary is marred by some recurring digital garbage noise - backup recording sounds less good, but at least it exists. 2:01 PM Dec 3rd from web |
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When my daughter grows up, I hope she will be able to make a profession out of her passion for DRIVING ME CRAZY. 5:38 AM Dec 3rd from web |
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It's my birthday today and I've already received gifts from several complete strangers. Being famous = kinda awesome. 11:39 AM Dec 1st from web |