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Two cows are in a field. One cow asks, "Hey man, you worried about catching mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "Why?! I'm a penguin." 12:22 AM Dec 17th from web |
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When the "time to exit" bell dings, does a plane of folks ripping seatbelts & bolting to the aisle remind anyone else of a pack of piranhas? 9:23 PM Dec 12th from twitterrific |
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Why do so many people have embarrassing ringtones that they are clearly embarrassed by? 3:13 PM Dec 12th from web |
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Sammy Davis Jr. always sounds like he's doing an impression of himself. 1:47 PM Dec 12th from web |
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Really excited about being back with friends tonight. And the bevy of tacky sweater Xmas parties this weekend has in store. 8:59 AM Dec 12th from twitterrific |
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I wish I could show all of you the Facebook video comment Carter left me at 4am, 6 Americanas into it, going crazy finalizing this design. 7:50 AM Dec 11th from twitterrific |
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