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ME: is there *any* threat of violence with which you are comfortable? HER: [thinks] leaving me a cocoa? 7:44 PM Dec 5th from twitterrific |
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logging into Facebook is like going to the mall to meet a bunch of friends for drinks at a lame chain restaurant. 12:10 PM Dec 4th from twitterrific |
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how exactly did "LOL" become an abbreviation for "i have no idea what the fuck i'm doing on this Internet thing"? oh, i know! Loser On Line. 7:02 PM Dec 1st from twitterrific |
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wondering how my girl can emote like a forlorn Dickens character simply by stirring MinuteMaid tapioca pudding on the stove. 2:31 PM Nov 25th from twitterrific |
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ME: "i do *not* want to be kissed by the entire Sesame Street ensemble, this morning." HER: "you sound like a really disturbing chew toy." 7:34 AM Nov 22nd from twitterrific |
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