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My wife is gone all day today, and I don't plan on flushing the toilet once. |
Getting ready to record my own Christmas album. Yeah... you read that right. |
I was right. Vegas owes me $6 btw. |
Flying to Portland tonight. Have a short layover in Vegas first though. I have a feeling that the loud drunk group in the bar is with us. |
@LukeWilson - I'd like a 36-hole rematch with you and Andrew. Name your time and place. |
My wife took some NyQuil tonight, and she is out cold! Seriously just farted as loud as I could... nothing. |
@olbigbear -- If it's any consolation, I'm *not* wearing jeans today and breaking all kinds of dress codes. |
New recession-friendly grocery list: soup, bag of potatoes, PBR. |
Taking our "family Christmas photo" tonight. I think you're gonna like it |
Dodgeball did not go well... floor-burn, muscle damage, shattered ego. |
Just tried on my 70's-inspired shorts for tonight's dodgeball tourney... leaving nothing to the imagination. That's what I call distraction. |
Buying more stock. If this ship goes down then I'm going with it. |
If mexican food keeps treating me this way, I'm gonna have to start eating lunch on the toilet. TMI? |
Just flexing and holding different muscle poses up at my desk... trying to intimidate Monday morning. |
Just learned how to make the perfect paper airplane. Time well spent. |
@ClintRunge - Aw thx, babes. That's sweet of you. This doesn't mean we're talking again thou. I'm still waitin for flowers and an apology. |
I've wanted to sneeze four times today and haven't once! It's killing me. There better be some tantric sneezing later or I'm gonna be livid. |
Crazy times at the (coffee) bar this morning. All I remember is that I was ordering (espresso) shots for anybody who would take one with me. |
I'm seriously thinking about seeing the Dark Knight. I've heard reaaaally good things. |
@olbigbear - 4life! |
