My wife is gone all day today, and I don't plan on flushing the toilet once. about 21 hours ago from web |
Getting ready to record my own Christmas album. Yeah... you read that right. 9:56 AM Dec 10th from web |
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Flying to Portland tonight. Have a short layover in Vegas first though. I have a feeling that the loud drunk group in the bar is with us. 4:04 PM Dec 5th from mobile web |
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My wife took some NyQuil tonight, and she is out cold! Seriously just farted as loud as I could... nothing. 8:52 PM Dec 3rd from mobile web |
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New recession-friendly grocery list: soup, bag of potatoes, PBR. 5:23 AM Nov 25th from web |
Taking our "family Christmas photo" tonight. I think you're gonna like it 2:24 PM Nov 24th from web |
Dodgeball did not go well... floor-burn, muscle damage, shattered ego. 4:49 AM Nov 22nd from web |
Just tried on my 70's-inspired shorts for tonight's dodgeball tourney... leaving nothing to the imagination. That's what I call distraction. 7:03 AM Nov 21st from web |
Buying more stock. If this ship goes down then I'm going with it. 2:16 PM Nov 20th from web |
If mexican food keeps treating me this way, I'm gonna have to start eating lunch on the toilet. TMI? 11:26 AM Nov 19th from web |
Just flexing and holding different muscle poses up at my desk... trying to intimidate Monday morning. 7:00 AM Nov 17th from web |
Just learned how to make the perfect paper airplane. Time well spent. 6:29 PM Nov 16th from web |
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I've wanted to sneeze four times today and haven't once! It's killing me. There better be some tantric sneezing later or I'm gonna be livid. 6:57 AM Nov 14th from web |
Crazy times at the (coffee) bar this morning. All I remember is that I was ordering (espresso) shots for anybody who would take one with me. 6:48 AM Nov 13th from web |
I'm seriously thinking about seeing the Dark Knight. I've heard reaaaally good things. 1:49 PM Nov 12th from web |
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