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eBay auction for Obama's senate seat ended early by mystery seller despite one million dollar bid. |
With "s***-tons of rain" in the forecast, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration announced plans today to build an ark. |
Restless leg syndrome takes 40 year old to break-dancing championships. |
Magic beans found inside cake delivery at Shady Oaks Mental Hospital earlier today. |
"Discover the Lost City of Velantice" slogan unveiled by Venice
councillor for tourism this week. |
Warning: It only takes one trip to the bathroom for an Easy-Bake oven to become an Easy-Small-Fire oven. |
"Man who fart silent never ‘break’ wind." --Confucius |
Men with moustaches reportedly better at growing moustaches. |
FYI -- "time share" means something completely different at a nudist colony. |
President Bush caught hiding valuables before Obama family visit. |
Nader fans really displeased with voter turnout for actual candidates. |
SPAM and survival biscuits expected to be top hand-outs this Halloween. |
Broomball... the poor man's ice hockey. Floor hockey... the poor man's broomball. Lacrosse... wtf? |
I think "Horse With No Name" would be a great name for a dog. |
I don't know about you, but every time I eat Village Inn in the morning, I "Village Out" before lunch time. |
"Sex-ed demonstration goes awry; 34 children stung by bees, 8 birds lost inside school" |
"Oh, I only eat white meat." -- that's racism. |
Just wrote a goofy list of very short books [http://tinyurl.com/6xj3vj]. 'The Handwritten Memoirs of Edward Scissorhands' made me laugh. |
"Jockeys do it with horses" ... that one doesn't work so well. |
Just got my text from Barack Obama. It says: "47/m/chicago... call me." Not what I was expecting. |
