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@AshleyBriggs @briggsa yes, perhaps because it was a shower-related injury. i'm gonna give A the benefit of the doubt.
holy foot pain. appropriate wound icing FAIL. more ice and more coffee as I write for work this morning.
@bshaffer yes, but they make for great stories.
was lucky not to feel the puncture due to distraction of blunt force.
old, HEAVY ceramic (cement?) handle from built-in soap dish in shower broke off last week. with sharp edges. this mother is what stabbed me.
@briggsa bleeding is mostly under control now. thanks though. yes, I am so amused by my inadvertent usage of 'shart' I can't tell you.
having roommate would be so helpful right now.
oh... oh...dropped heavy shart thing on foot in shower..so much blood, can't get it to stop.. still soaking wet. ooh..
had the most confusing conversation of all time with my mom tonight about Star Wars.. (@AshleyBriggs...ahem..) still not sure about purchase
today's victory part 2: remembered to buy coffee at Target, fiiiiinally. tomorrow morning will be much less miserable.
wow, garbage disposal just sucked down 2 pieces of silverware & would not turn off. there were sparks. it was absolutely terrifying.
feeling bit calmer now I've returned from Cool Springs, am wearing pajamas & sucking down dark chocolate. could talk to people now..I think
today's victory: remembered to roll trash out to the curb for pickup tomorrow.
nothing like Christmas shopping to make me hate everyone
@benjaparke hey I didn't mention you. I know it's not yo fault. simple an exercise in venting.
ahhhh email has been down for 2ish hours..
hey clothes, I think you should learn to put yourself up so we don't have to do this bed to chair, chair to bed dance every day.
reading time.
home from dinner at Jackson's. hmm feeling a little lost.. what to do with myself besides productive things like sorting/packing.
prelapsarian: characteristic of or belonging to the time or state before the fall of humankind. Thanks m-w, heavy for the morning.
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