Taking mom to see Phantom of the Opera @ the Orpheum Theatre for her b-day (actually tomorrow). 32 minutes ago from txt |
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Avoiding a road raging driver jumping out of their car and taking a swing at me (guess he didn't appreciate the honk after he cut me off). 7:08 PM Nov 30th from txt |
Making @ngann repeat an imitation where she throws up gang signs, taps watch, and repeats "I got all day bitch." Cracks me up.. 10:58 AM Nov 29th from txt |
Dropping off food in SF, heading back to SJ to eat, then back to SF to eat the food I dropped off earlier. 6:52 PM Nov 27th from txt |
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Fumbling through gouda, asiago, mozerella, fontina, parmesan, cheddar, etc. to get to the Kraft Singles. 9:45 AM Nov 25th from txt |
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OH: "You're not getting anything for Christmas, and your mom and I are taking a vacation." 12:04 PM Nov 23rd from txt |
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Being told that dirt is the spice of life as I clean the "spices" off my silverware. 11:15 AM Nov 16th from txt |
Being called cheap by a guy begging for a dollar. Glad I didn't give him a single penny. 11:18 AM Nov 15th from txt |
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Listening to an "office now closed" recording. Apparently, they've managed to bend time. 2:56 PM Nov 14th from txt |
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Having a hell of a time pumping gas (2 gas stations, 4 different pumps, and a suspended credit card due to anti-fraud protection). 10:38 AM Nov 10th from txt |
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