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John Hegley's "Love poem by my dog": "I saw you in the park/I wanted to be your friend/I tunnelled my snout/Up your non-barking end" 10:49 PM Dec 1st from TwitterFox |
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Dexter has a bright future ahead of him as a food relief agency coordinator. I swear, that kid can put oatmeal *anywhere*. 12:48 PM Nov 25th from TwitterFox |
Having a meeting in a swimming pool inside a floating ice palace. Sample quote: "Snorks, that was it! SNORKS!!" 11:06 AM Nov 25th from TwitterFox |
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Having a brief I-guess-you-could-call-us-male bonding moment with colleague over our barely-noticeable secondary sexual characteristics 1:01 PM Nov 24th from TwitterFox |
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Today, I learned that the saying "If you want something done right, you've gotta do it yourself" does not cover haircuts. 6:13 PM Nov 23rd from web |
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Hey Californians: how much should I be tipping cab drivers? They always seem rather more grateful than I expect, which is lovely, but... 6:01 PM Nov 19th from twitterrific |
Just paid a webcam visit to my chums' regular poker game back in London. Enjoying the social nostalgia before diving into another meeting. 1:21 PM Nov 19th from TwitterFox |
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Spent a chunk of lunchtime persuading a colleague that the Daily Mail is not a parody newspaper. (It was a tough argument.) 2:07 PM Nov 18th from TwitterFox |
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