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Why is my ass sore? |
State trooper picked me up for hitchin'. Seriously, someone come bail me out. There's a creepy dude in my cell that keeps winking at me. |
Hitchhiking on I-35. Can someone please come and get me? I'm not going to fit in this guy's Corolla. |
TSA made me empty out my Stadium Pal. Dude, I'm not McGyver. I can't make a bomb out of pickle pee. |
Hosing down the pickle suit with Fabreeze. |
Woke up this morning in a pool of my own dill juice. What the hell happened last night? Where did my shoe go? |
Eagerly awaiting Sterling's State of the Pickleverse address |
Wiki da Wabbit, this is MY corner. Step on my turf again, and I'll cut you. |
Pickle haiku: one hour till bar time / inebriated pickle / cut off? not again! |
I can't believe I drank the whole thing |
Im in ur iron cactus drinkin ur beer |
where are you, my homosexual friend? |
Free drinks for TheBrad at Casino El Camino... next half hour only. |
Is it beer-thirty yet? |
needs to empty out his Stadium Pal pronto |
Code Pickle like Fritos. Code Pickle like Tab and Mountain Dew. |
Where my pickles at? |
Alright, who's the smartass that left my suit out in Brush Square Park all night in the rain?! Not again! |
Pickle tired. Pickle drunk. Pickle go home for sleep now. Dream crazy pickle dreams. |
Wiki Wabbit just showed me his vagina! |
