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Thank you credit monitoring service for sending me a cryptic alert message to tell me that I've moved. You nearly gave me a heart attack. |
@beertweets At Hale's Winter Beer Fest |
Happy Thanksgiving everybody |
I've removed the stock ticker widget from my dashboard... I just cant stand to watch it anymore. |
A salesman at Fry's asked if he could print me an invoice for a UPS I'd already picked out just for the commission. Honesty I can't deny. |
Due to inclement weather, my father is stuck drinking rum on a boat in Panama for an extra week. I feel so bad for him... |
@colin_meyer I know, it was just my lame attempt to be funny. :) |
I think the requirement for me to affix a stamp to my absentee ballot is an effort to disenfranchise me. Who has stamps these days? |
Why are there two Socialist party tickets listed _before_ the Libertarian Party on the WA ballot? How do they decide how to order them? |
I hate daylight savings time. Why is it already dark at 5PM? |
Tonight's episode of "King of the Hill" is a must see for all you Internet marketers out there... |
It's nice to finally have a couch, a TV, and an office to call my own. It's starting to feel like an apartment now. |
After adding all three Robocop movies to my Netflix queue, I've discovered that there are actually 4 additional direct-to-VHS versions. |
Awesome. All the icons in my iPhone launcher have disappeared and won't come back after a reset. I can't even make phone calls. |
@mulka Yeah, then we could track the pizza guy via his GPS signal and steal all his pizzas! |
@hci I assume you tried the trick of coloring over it with the erasable marker? If the solvents are the same it'll come off. |
"Almost Live", Seattle's now-defunct sketch comedy show, is _significantly_ more funny than SNL. How sad. http://is.gd/4lDc |
@hci Did you make one of the whiteboards? |
@beertweets Henry Weinhard's Blue Boar Pale Ale ** $6.99/6pk. Pretty much sucks... :) |
Dominos Pizza Tracker is amazing. We're one step away from sword-wielding Mafia delivery drivers. http://is.gd/4kS8 http://skitch.com/t/e5f |
