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Thanks @wysz. If not for you guys I'd make poor cocktail party company |
If not for the olives in my martini I'd have starved to death. Must eat dinner! |
@nathanjohns I feel like an non-geek. I have no apps yet. What are you favorites? |
Is waiting for twisting ornaments to settle down so he can see if they are facing the right way! |
Is placing ornaments on the family Christmas tree while swilling an extra dry martini. Mmmm, c'est la vie! |
Just replaced the dish disposal thanks to @kluge2 |
There is inverse relationship between expertise as a handyman and the number of trips one makes to the hardware store for a given househ ...... |
The Comcast Curse: May all your problems in life disappear right at the moment when you need to prove the problem exists |
On hold with the Advice Nurse phone line. The onhold radio station is advertising The Playboy Girl next door and the Snoop Dogg show. Na ...... |
Somone looked at my steel mesh shoes and asked if I got it at a Madonna concert! Asshole! Dude was a Kenny G fan, for crying out loud |
Bryce week log. Tue:bloody nose, Wed:skin off nose, Thu:bump on head, Fri:Cut up lip. At this rate he's gonna look like Nesferatu |
I've tricked you again, Proteus, you wily bastard, you! Let me sleep while your daughter weeps... |
Dawny had a nice Birthday party with friends. She got to project her dance nasty! Bless her heart and her cotton socks |
At Mr. Smith's. Walked into a private party by people I don't know. Talked my way in. The host looking pretty perplexed |
Listening to Latino hip hop at the mission parking lot of Safeway with Bryce. |
@ayush Darian is going off to South America and the rest of the world for a long Sabattical (6mos) |
Forgot to set alarm. Scrambling to get to work. Feels like I'm in college |
At Darian Heyman's sabbatical party. The sonofagun! |
How an assortment of cock-ups can all come together with such timely ferocity beats me. Its astronomical in size and frequency |
A medley of colognes and perfumes in the Noe Shuttle stop. |
