We work 8 hrs a day, sleep 8 & eat 8. I'm thinking of doing ALL my sleeping in the next year. When I wake, the stock market should b better. about 23 hours ago from web |
I hear there's guy who has Mad as part of his name, who can make me a bundle. Not sure why the investment has to be cash, tho. Me worry?Hmm 11:17 AM Dec 15th from web |
I'm was reassured today when I heard a financial expert say: "Expect the stock market to be very uncertain for the near future!" Now I know! 4:23 PM Dec 13th from web |
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Time to change that old expression, "another day, another dollar". Now it's more like "another day, another 33 cents". 8:02 AM Dec 3rd from web |
Black Friday is over! Welcome to: "Why did I buy all this stuff" Saturday! It will be followed by "I Need To Get My Money Back" Sunday. 9:20 AM Nov 29th from web |
You think it's just the airlines charging for every little thing? Facebook just sent me a bill for $50 to clean the grafitti off my wall! 9:09 AM Nov 27th from web |
From Dec. MAD: Man looking at sign over a urinal. "Track your urine online! Your tracking number is 2751697812713!" Could happen I guess. 11:46 AM Nov 24th from web |
I hit the 'test' button on my HP computer & it started asking me all these hard geography questions! Fortunately I'm using the web to cheat! 12:31 PM Nov 22nd from web |
wanna know how to watch movies or TV shows with less commercials? Just have to go to the bathroom real bad. A commercial break never comes. 9:19 PM Nov 21st from web |
My monitor will NOT wake up today. Any suggestions? I am making a pot of coffee, but I don't know much to spill on it. 7:46 AM Nov 16th from web |
Saturday & Sunday two days of rest. Why? The stock market is closed! 7:41 AM Nov 15th from web |
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I had so many windows on my computer open last night, I almost fell out of one of them. I've got to be more careful! 8:54 AM Nov 12th from web |
Here's my thought on the economy. Why hasn't someone suggeted this: Turn it off for 30 seconds. Let it reboot & maybe it will be fixed! 9:28 PM Nov 11th from web |
I see a schedule change for my fav TWit Show, the Daily Giz Wiz. This week it's Thursday 3PM PST, 6 PM EST. I work w/ that Giz guy at MAD. 10:51 PM Nov 10th from web |
I bought 1 of those devices that makes an ultra high pitched sound to drive away mice. I still have mice but now they're wearing headphones! 10:48 PM Nov 9th from web |
I blame my failure to win the election on my campaign manager. He arranged a whistle stop tour, but it was on the Giz Wiz's backyard RR. 12:42 PM Nov 8th from web |
My bud the Giz Wiz will be on w/ Leo Laporte recording 5 episodes of the Daily Giz Wiz. today 6PM EST, 3 PM, PST. www.twitlive.tv Join them! 10:21 AM Nov 6th from web |
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