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All is well. Well, except for one little thing: I need new batteries for everything. |
From my current location, I can see a Taco Bell, Walgreen's, and Blockbuster. What location? America. |
Hank Paulson seems more and more like the kind of guy who enables his drunk uncle's gambling problem. |
Electronic gadget vending machines in airports: convenient. Packaging requiring the Jaws of Life to open: not convenient. |
An important looking man* on an important looking phone call is about to lose reception entering the train tunnel at MSP. *Driving Gloves |
Pro tip: Avoid forward looking statements in holiday letters. You don't want to have to explain your shortcomings next year. |
Attn. Minneapolis runners: The W River Parkway trail rebuild plan proposes using CONCRETE for the running surface: http://is.gd/b5Ji |
The timing is right for two movie remakes: "Repo Man" and "Roger & Me" |
Just learned from @afterglide that "Eating from a Stranger" is eating pizza from your fallen-asleep hand. Give it a try. |
When will All Things Considered start describing newspapers as possessing "Old-World Charm?" |
Could you send over a copy of your website? Just use the search box? Are you SURE you can't lend it to me on Microfiche? |
To be eligible for a Pulitzer for web based reporting you can't take advantage of web based publishing? Text only: http://minnpo.st/l3861171 |
Moderate SafeSearch is like a vegan cheeseburger. |
@schmelzenfreude has correctly chosen the best photo of me in 2008: http://is.gd/awhx |
Bow hunting season opened today in Minnesota for inflatable Xmas yard decor. I bagged my limit. |
Fresh falling snow does an impressive job covering fresh dog shit. Unrelated: Do you smell something? |
Zillow now claims that my home's value increased 20% in 12 months. Just because I've lived there shouldn't increase it by THAT much. :-) |
"I Invented Office Cubicles With Radiant Heating Guy" would get all the girls. That guy does not exist. |
"May I please have a glass of wine? Red wine. Preferably something French, merci beaucoup." #UndoingTheDamageOfThePast8Years |
Sadly, George W Bush will be remembered as the president who failed to win the War on Christmas. #bushlegacy |
