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 | warrenellis I personally think I would make an excellent President of Earth. Though I think I prefer the term Paramount Leader. 4:31 PM Nov 3rd from web |
 | cw Sadness is: a voter with hand tremors asking my gay co-worker to help mark her ballot to remove rights of gay couples in FL. He did. 3:38 PM Oct 15th from web |
 | k I asked @coley to marry me. She said, "absolutely!" We have video evidence. It's a beautiful day. 6:19 PM Oct 12th from txt |
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 | jzawodn overheard at craigslist: "there's already a large hardon collider. its called craigslist. just check out m4m" 2:00 PM Aug 12th from web |
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| warrenellis According to Deathclock, I won't die until 2058. Having a celebratory cigarette while juggling snakes. Fuck you, God. Get out of my chair. 12:40 PM Dec 16th, 2007 from web |
 | iancr trying to teach lucinda to say "totally" instead of "yes". it's a versatile word. show me a sentence that would not benefit from totally. 6:53 PM Sep 17th, 2007 from Tweetr |
