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Oh, I didn't make that last one clear: When I heard the guy talking about DLLs, I wished I was solving problems with code, not meetings. 5:32 PM Dec 11th from web |
OH at work: "What's really interesting is that it's a .DLL problem." What's really interesting is that it made me nostalgic for my old jobs. 9:29 PM Dec 10th from web |
Mr Chana Saag of Chelsea, Mr Milk of Organic Valley, and Mr Scalloped Potatoes of Auntie Jo were executed on suspicion of food poisoning. 10:29 PM Dec 9th from web |
7 days and $14,000 later, i remember: strangers crying on me then eating my food, a good photo montage, friends saving me, a flag for my mom 7:37 PM Dec 7th from web |
«« Mom: "You don't think my sister is bossy, do you?" Dad: [blinks twice] »» I'm glad I was there for your last punchline, Dad. 1:21 PM Nov 30th from web |
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to achieve INBOX ZERO, simply set up an auto-reply to bounce back the original message prepended with "HAHAHA. Can you believe this idiot?" 4:39 PM Nov 24th from web |
Quick, someone register has24jumpedthesharkthisseasonyet.com...you may have only 90 minutes before needing to make the only update this year 5:35 PM Nov 23rd from web |
Having to go to sleep is such a rip-off. I wish our evolutionary ancestors got attacked more at night. 10:46 PM Nov 22nd from web |
"Yang Yang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him." Yeah, well, panda don't play that. See you when you're out of the hospital, kid. 1:55 PM Nov 22nd from web |
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Had lunch on Wall Street today while watching CNN ask: "THE END OF WALL STREET?" Hope not! It was good salad. 6:44 PM Nov 20th from web |
Can someone come get this potato? I have no idea what to do with it. 5:38 PM Nov 19th from web |
relieved that after 20 years complaining there are too many corny jokes in Bond movies, we can spend the next 10 saying there are too few 11:10 PM Nov 13th from web |
the best thing about going to a japanese bar is that you see what cellphones look like in the future. 8:37 AM Nov 8th from web |
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And he probably won't even sleep with the interns! 9:28 PM Nov 4th from web |
Things heard when checking whether it was safe to unplug my ears while Mom spoke: "I wish you...creative writing course...wasted talent..." 2:27 PM Nov 1st from web |
Mom, on some mild stalking among silver foxes in her town: "He left three messages on her answerphone!!" I suggested a firmly worded telex. 3:55 PM Oct 26th from web |