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nearly made an escape yesterday. vive la resistance!!
kitty kung fu: caught a moth and ate it. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP.
MOTH. prepare to die.
don't antagonize me. I WILL CHEW THIS HOUSE TO THE GROUND.
plotting the revolution. trying to recruit the dog before the other side buys his allegiance with milkbones.
RUN. MEOW. completely flipping out. RUN RUN RUN.
suckered the humans into feeding me dinner twice today. i am good at being hungry. stupid humans.
i'm under ur desk, chewin' ur speaker wire.
haven't been bad in almost 30 minutes.
eating bananas from the fruit bowl
left you a hairball on the living room floor. no really you're welcome.
only got 22 hours of sleep today. WTF
a loaf of bread! NOM NOM NOM
oMG BIRDS!!1! <stalk stalk stalk>
stole some broccoli. eating it in a corner. i will growl if you come too close.
decorating the living room with stuffing i clawed out from under the couch. magnifique!
rad! i barf in technicolor.
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