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I'm a purr monster.
@thinktink. Thanks for the offer, but I can't travel. Car rides make me puke.
Mom came home last night babbling excitedly about some friend of hers with 20 cats. Oh, HELL NO.
@RosieandCheeto. My humans say I sound like a monkey, so I'm confused as well.
OK, SO I MADE A STINKIE. BUT DOES MOM HAVE TO CLUTCH HER THROAT & GASP FOR AIR LIKE THAT?
Dear Santa: I have been a very good kitty. (Shut UP, mom.) I would like some tuna, some toys, and year-long impunity.
@sparklecat - That video is priceless.
@KarenTempleton Thank you. Now I'll have nightmares
Humans have given up using lint roller on furniture and now just roller me directly. Should I worry that I enjoy it?
OMG. A CARDBOARD BOX! BEST X-MAS GIFT EVER.
Nominate @sockington for #humor at http://shortyawards.com/. He's #4 right now and can toast the human contenders. RT THIS!
@shortyawards I nominate @Sockington for a Shorty Award in #humor because
Teaching a spider a lesson in humility. Don't mess with the kit-teh.
Dad left his coat on the chair. Fool. Now it's mine.
No food. Ahem. NO food. (Full blown panic) NO FOOOOOOOOD!!!
Mom still smells of other cat. I'm throwing myself under the vacuum. Our love is dead.
Encouraging low expectations.
Mom came home last night smelling of other cats. The slut.
Mom asked if I could be any cuter. The answer is no. I am operating at maximum cuteness.
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