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@rich_kilmer Redistribution of popcorn in effect.
I'm enjoying the fact that @rich_kilmer had salad for lunch to be healthy, but that left him hungry. So now he's eating microwave popcorn.
@boboroshi well, at least it's not flickering anymore. :)
(me) Hello procrastination, how are you? (procrastination) I am well. Hey, why don't you read chapter 6 of Absolute Watchmen right now?
@rich_kilmer Indeed. That is definitely what I meant. It was like a caption, not a pronouncement. I think I was still numb when I typed it.
Just used an Apple gift card from last Christmas to buy my son a gift for this Christmas. Score!
@SteveCarter Not if anyone there is on Twitter. :)
@grossberg Yes. Autopilot FLT indeed. Happens WAY more than it should.
I got half way to the shop to remove the (apparently illegal) tint from my wife's 2 front windows. Then I realized I was driving MY car. ugh
I feel at least $700 billion better after eating a nice spicy bowl of gumbo at Qdoba.
@doshtate @SteveCarter Sneaky. My existence validated for a bowl of chili. We'll schedule that, perhaps after all of the holiday madness?
@doshtate @SteveCarter Domestication ftw! I'm apparently still a loser. I can cook chili, which includes chopping onions. Does that count?
@doshtate @SteveCarter Watch out Steve. I think she likes the couch more than she likes you!
@markimbriaco You're a better man than me, that's for sure. :)
@markimbriaco uh huh, SURE you are. Just like when I "limit" myself to 1 hour of Fallout 3. That means at least 4 hours. Good luck!
@doshtate Wow. You are so right. Now I want a Sonic chili cheese dog and a cranberry-vanilla Dr. Pepper. Thanks.
I just snickered at a joke on "Wizards of Waverly Place". A day with Disney on the TV has officially brainwashed me.
ProTip: Ginger Ale + 6 more hours of sleep than I technically "need" = I feel much better today than yesterday.
Christmas shopping for the kids is done. A few hours with the wife on Amazon and backtobasicstoys.com and we're done. Yay interwebs!