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John Moltz
Moltz TRANS-FOR-MERS. APPARATUSES FOR REDUCING OR INCREASING THE VOLTAGE OF AN ALTERNATING CURRENT IN DIS-GUISE.
Cabel M. Sasser
cabel It just seems pretty harsh that once you hit 93, Nat King Cole flatly refuses to wish you a Merry Christmas. #strainedchristmasmusicjokes
Amy Jane Gruber
AmyJane I can't stop judging whether or not all of your avatars are sufficient "windows to your soul." But I think @Moltz nailed it.
Ben Tesch
magnetbox On the up side, I got CS4 for the price of CS3. On the down side, I got CS4.
Amy Jane Gruber
AmyJane The real reason Daring Fireball doesn't have comments: During the day I'd fill it with to-do lists and at night, drunken heckling.
Cameron Kenley Hunt
camh #0wordepitaph
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies Fie! I wanted merely to photograph my burning hillock of money when a consumptive orphan-girl coughed damply on my kindling hobo. O FORTUNA!
Scott Simpson
scottsimpson You are beautiful. No matter what they say. Like, that you're fat, or that your nose runs when you laugh. Or that you smell like twine, or
Dave Hayden
davehayden syrup from roots of ipecacuanha plants #6wordipecac
Scott Simpson
scottsimpson Every motivational poster ends with the invisible tagline, "Now shut the fuck up and go back to your cubicle."
Scott Simpson
scottsimpson On mornings when I don't feel motivated, I remind myself that every journey begins with a single step. Before I know it, I'm at my cubicle!
rands
rands If it involves Javascript, you're never done.
Les
les In theory, I'm not sure about the precedent set by red light cameras. But I do enjoy seeing the flash when someone blatantly runs a red.
Adam Lisagor
lonelysandwich I can use the new Facebook Connect, for instance, to promote the presence of my balls across a worldwide network of social foreheads.
Amy Jane Gruber
AmyJane I like the idea of looking back at your first tweet. Mine was "My husband kinda blows." I knew where I was taking this thing from the start.
Scott Simpson
scottsimpson First prize is a $15 billion bailout loan. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're bankrupt.
Scott Simpson
scottsimpson My son's teachers praise his "sense of humor." A quick check of their Euphemism Glossary reveals that that phrase means "rampant asshole."
Adam Lisagor
lonelysandwich An article on my mom in the local paper says I'm a dedicated environmental and community activist. Someone's gonna lose their job over this.
Les
les CNN shuts down science team, say "Planet In Peril" segment is enough. I.e., objectivity = boring, fear mongering = $$$. http://bit.ly/175Ik
SeoulBrother
SeoulBrother I don't care if he IS the enemy of my enemy. He's been in the bathroom way too long.
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