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Countin' the change in my piggy banks. I think I gotta good shot at that Illinoise senate seat. Somebody get Blago on the phone! |
Defendin' Blackwater, pardonin' cronies, signin' secret Executive Orders, and bakin' chocolate chip cookies. |
Cleanin' all the wite-out off of my computer screen. |
Usin' up the rest of the White House milk. |
Obama makes an enemy his Secretary of State? If I had known I could do that, I woulda made Osama Bin Laden head of Health & Human Services. |
Aw hell. When I said I wanted to send rice to India, I meant the those little white grain thingys that grow on a tree, not Condy. Sigh. |
Tryin' to figure out if I'm allowed to have a yard sale. Or maybe an East Lawn sale. |
@ilovejoejonas50, the only thing I'm gonna miss is flyin' around in that big giant airplane. I forget what it's called, but it's a HUGE! |
Makin' a last minute long term security agreement with Iraq. It's never too late to lend a helpin' hand. |
@MAhmadinejad, I just pardoned you. Why the hell should I care, I ain't gonna be in charge no more. |
@sofarsoshawn what they didn't mention was that I answered the survey 200 times just to help push them numbers up a bit. |
@meontwitter Sorry 'bout that. My twitter inbox was gettin' all full of words and I just don't read that often. You're back though. |
Gettin' ready to paint the Oval Office purple. Another small part of my legacy. |
Pitchin' an idea for a TV show. You see, this complete stupid ass becomes President and things get real funny. |
Hoarding the little White House shampoo bottles. |
Carvin' my name into the Presidential desk with a pocket knife. That's my legacy. |
Wonderin' of Ted Stevens is goin' to be able to explain the Internets to me if he's in prison. |
Upgrading my Netflix account to the 350 rentals at-a-time plan. |
@propernice Now don't you worry. I've got me some post Presidential plans. Hang tight. |
Popcorn, peanuts for sale! Popcorn, peanuts! National park oil drilling rights, lemon chill, cotton candy for sale here! |
