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@puppetmasterd Yeah, it took about 15 months of "screaming like a banshee" in the crib before the quiet bit happened.
Izzie is playing quietly in her crib. I can hear her. She's been at it for about 30 minutes. Now, out and looking for caffeine.
Note to self: do not use that brand of wife's conditioner on my beard again -- instant floral perfume is not what I'm going for.
No matter how much you get rid of before packing, there's always more to get rid of when you unpack.
@goldman Your restaurants should serve cajun food. It's the most relentlessly treif cuisine in the world.
Twitter: where I can share with you too much information about people you don't even know.
Really hope I don't need multiple hours of oncall @_evan like last night. He's vomiting. And not hung over.
Movers gone. In new place. B and I have walked down to store to bring back sustenance. New TV delivered. Comcast fail. Waiting for call.
Ugh. Izzie is sleeping in her car seat, and I've got a ton of stuff to try and get upstairs.
@coda @blaine Having servers A B C run packages X Y, servers B C D run packages X Z and server A run package Q R can be awkward.
Hmm. That last update is a bit lacking from a grammatical standpoint. I claim early morning emergencitis.
Dear mother fucking power breaker in the data center: Please do not trip when I'm on call the morning before the mover come again. Thanks.
Maintenance dudes here doing maintenance things.
Beating down some fcgi processes for giving me lip. Still packing the apartment up.
"You can't put a 170 pound man in a 280 pound hole." --@stevej
"Being ambiguous is one thing; making sense is another." --@_evan
@latone Music, math...I always got the two confused when I was little and still don't see too much of a difference.
The set of all magical numbers is [ 0.37m | m ∈ Z+ ]
@latone I have a bot that monitors your stream for mentions of things numerical and mathematical. There is no escape.
@latone I throw down the gauntlet. 37% is not a number, it's a measurement.
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