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Every time I call NYS dept of taxation, they're "too busy" to take my call due to "unusual call volume." This has been happening for weeks. about 19 hours ago from web |
Yeah, I know: It's awful outside. You're soaking wet. Me too. Let's move on, please. 9:35 PM Dec 11th from web |
I'd like to thank my dental hygienist for scaring me enough to genuinely consider spending $6500 on Invisalign. Great selling tactic, bitch. 10:56 AM Dec 11th from web |
My hands are freezing; nothing seems to help. Am I dead? 1:39 PM Dec 10th from web |
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Your v-card is a fucking valuable thing, you don't just give it away for nothing. 3:18 PM Dec 9th from web |
The highest of heels are a pervision of reality: a breeze going up 5 flights, hell going down. 6:15 PM Dec 6th from mobile web |
Bloodshed in ShoeMania over half-off Frye boots. Pushing and shoving like they're Loubs. #recession 1:15 PM Dec 6th from mobile web |
I have just had my first Activia. And now: We wait. 9:07 AM Dec 5th from web |
Hey lady who always washes hands BEFORE going into the stall: I just don't get you. 1:34 PM Dec 4th from web |
You know you've really 'made it' when you no longer know how to use the copier. Just ask the 12 packets of blank paper I made. 10:10 AM Dec 3rd from web |
There's no law saying you must finish the bottle of wine -- except for the laws of the universe, which dictate that you will. Every time. 7:11 PM Dec 2nd from web |
If your photo shoot involves dancing, behind-the-scenes video is to be avoided at all costs. 10:55 AM Dec 2nd from web |
Regarding the introduction of Nana: Are the Pratts Jewish? 7:43 PM Dec 1st from web |
OMG only 2 hours and 24 minutes until Britney's birthday! 6:36 PM Dec 1st from web |
And so begins the season of watching nothing but "Elf" and "Love Actually" -- will James Caan finally learn to love Laura Linney? 6:42 PM Nov 30th from web |
Saw Australia but 2 people kept loudly talking throughout, explaining to one another what was happening onscr--oh. Those were my parents. 8:41 PM Nov 27th from web |
I have been reunited with my 1989 Game Boy. Cancel all my appointments. 8:22 AM Nov 26th from web |