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Smallville sucks. Who do those fuckers think they are?
I would like it noted that I could totally kick @chucknorris_'s ass.
I scored 1,000,000 on howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com
I really wish Batman would tell Robin how gay he looks in that outfit.
Super Fact #2: As far north as the Fortress of Solitude is, I still have to pay taxes in Canada.
Super Fact #1: I can type 14,000 words per minute.
Thinking about leaving the Daily Planet for a lucrative career in blogging.
Kryptonite condom! HA! Mallrats never gets old.
I tried to throw a house party at the Fortress of Solitude. No one came. I blame Google Maps.
Speaking of my Super ass, no one can do blue tights and red underwear like this cat. I'm like sex in spandex, baby!
Wow. @darthvader added me. I guess that means I need to get my Super ass back on Twitter.
Spent the weekend alone with Lois, reminding her why they call me "Superman" ;)
@Animal Man: You're right. I'm probably over-reacting. I'll give him a couple days. Thanks for returning my call.
Hmmm... Krypto doesn't seem to be eating. I wonder if I should call Animal Man.
@Bruce: Shut up. We ALL wear tights. Ass.
I don't care what Batman says... this cape is boss.
Fortress of "Solitude"? What was I thinking. No wonder I don't get visitors. I should have called it "Fortress of Awesome."
Tried playing fetch with Krypto, but the little guy doesn't seem into it today.
I just realized if I connect my DVD player to my holographic crystal thingy, I can totally skip this Blu-ray vs. HD-DVD nonsense. Sweetness!
Chilling in the Fortress of Solitude. Kind of lonely... but I suppose that's the point.
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