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You know what happens when you write about Mandy Moore? You feel the need to listen to her. (Also? "Cry" might be the worst video ever) about 13 hours ago from web |
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It shouldn't be called 'teaching' when you spend your day watching kids practice for a school concert. It should simply be called 'torture'. 2:50 PM Dec 10th from web |
I don't care what people say. I'm taking a stand. I like Tom Cruise. Even, crazy, jumping on couches Tom Cruise. Deal with THAT universe. 6:50 AM Dec 10th from web |
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Martha Stewart owns a $1200 vibrator. (?!) I'm sorry world. If I have to know this, you do too. 11:37 AM Dec 9th from web |
Already at the point where I'm annoyed by holiday cheer. The Grinchy side of me has reared it's head early this year. To close, bah humbug. 10:45 AM Dec 9th from web |
Response I got after asking a 6 yr old today if she wants a Barbie for Christmas: "Sister please! I want an ipod". At least she said please. 3:34 PM Dec 8th from web |
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Drinking beer, yelling at the tv. My grandfather would be proud. 4:28 PM Dec 7th from web |
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I don't understand how celebrities leave the house without pants on. I mean, I've forgotten to put perfume on, but pants? Really? 11:29 AM Dec 7th from web |
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In case you were curious: Today we are cheering for the Colts, the Broncos, the Steelers and the Buccaneers. 11:04 AM Dec 7th from web |
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I still prefer beer to wine. This makes me wonder if I've officially joined "adulthood" or not. 12:28 PM Dec 5th from web |
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