 | seldo Shopping in the middle of a recession is an incredibly customer-oriented experience. Every store is SO PLEASED to see you. 4:27 PM Dec 6th from web |
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 | pagecrusher It's always at some point between eating out my girlfriend and going to meet a new client that I realize I'm out of toothpaste. 12:22 PM Dec 6th from txt |
 | warrenellis The Laphroaig and the Bruichladdich are where to start with Islays, as they won't make you feel like you're savaged by a pharmacy. 6:55 PM Dec 5th from twhirl |
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 | perlchyk OK Twitter people, when you reply to someone who protects their tweets, could you please make it a DM? I NEED CLOSURE ON THAT ANECDOTE! 6:10 PM Dec 5th from web |
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| seldo Searching twitter for "fucking" is a surprisingly entertaining experience. 11:58 PM Dec 4th from web |
 | arlenarlenarlen Getting better at that thing where you flip the vegetables over themselves in the pan. Beer helps ameliorate fear of boiling oil in the face 8:10 PM Dec 4th from web |
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 | takeitez what quantity of baby animal could you successfully fight with your bare hands? conan says 300 kittens, shot out of a tennis ball machine. 4:23 PM Dec 4th from web |
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