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buy my new travel book--1001 most bdavtiful places with outrageous homocide rates to visit before you die about 9 hours ago from txt |
this coffed blend is called herbazao--had no idea kfed was a roaster. but: why aren't there signature celebrity coffees? about 10 hours ago from txt |
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since even my mom can google now, it's okay to say "i googled you" when explaining why you know someone's extensive, personal info... right? 5:07 PM Dec 15th from twitterrific |
of course you can always add some yogurt and fresh strawberries, make a smoothie out of it. that's called "sex with an abortion", naturally. 1:22 PM Dec 15th from twitterrific |
nude, on the aft deck, drinking juicy juice, everclear and absinthe. i call it a "sex with children". it is 1:15 in the afternoon, america. 1:18 PM Dec 15th from twitterrific |
hm? oh. i often find that i sort of drift off while doodling and when i come to i've written all the swears i know in delicate cursive. 11:28 PM Dec 14th from twitterrific |
like a half inch of snow on the ground, absolutely can't get out of the house. i've got whiskey and pornography though so i should be fine. 1:50 PM Dec 14th from twitterrific |
made a prototype of my christmas gifts, it's the best thing ever. to everyone on the nice list: y'all bitches is gonna love me. 10:48 PM Dec 13th from web |
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christmas sawed, lost no fingers but got like a million nose splinters from sniffin sawdust 11:59 AM Dec 10th from txt |
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no one in my drawing class--including my teacher--recognized my portrait of max fischer or even heard of rushmore??! 3:14 PM Dec 8th from txt |
sausage and gravy stick looked so gross i couldn't NOT buy it even though it safely hurdles the good part of my "fuckin gross" bell curve 12:08 AM Dec 6th from twitterrific |
finished these wines, time to crack open the ol acoustic guitar and start replacing the proper nouns in popular songs with "dracula" 10:14 PM Dec 5th from twitterrific |
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glow in the dark neon cigarettes. donald trump brand "velvet stag" merkin. celebrity support group trading cards. spherified tequila. 8:01 PM Dec 5th from twitterrific |