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I need socks and underwear.
Nothing beats the feeling you get from having Royce Gracie walk up to you, shake your hand and say "put a blue belt on."
Barack out with your c**k out!
Shaving my beard, changing my cloths and heading back to polling place.
Updating my status via this nifty firefox plugin
@JohnMcCain2008 A reference to communism... that was very witty of you, I see the new ideas are flowing in. Btw, Palin on message today?
@JohnMcCain2008 Do you think you'll run again after Barak's first term?
I don’t like to say this in public very often, but my wife is extremely intelligent. http://tinyurl.com/6hy2g3
My annoyance with the GOP has forced me to exclusively refer to Senator John McCain as "Methuselah" until after the election.
@JohnMcCain2008 When did Joe (Sam) the plumber lose his right to free speech? And by the way, he put himself in the spotlight.
@JohnMcCain2008 You're not running against Acorn, if you wanted to run against Acorn, you should have become a community organizer
Complete disaster has been averted! Thank goodness I was smart enough to make backups because my 500GB drive went kaput tonight.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I really want to see Bill Maher's new movie, Religulous, http://tinyurl.com/4v8ble.
A pair of nuts just tried to "save" me. When I told them I'm atheist, they had to know why. I said it happened when I hit the age of reason.
New political tumblelog by me http://notpundit.com
My wife's company just got her a MBP/core 2 duo and 4GB of ram. A woman with a better computer than her husband messes up the natural order.
"If it were easy, everyone would be doing it." -Jim Hughes (My Jiu Jitsu coach)
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