 | hotdogsladies It's lucky Ellie was in her hyperbaric bubble with the hemp ear shields on when that guy implied she was overparented. about 1 hour ago from web |
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 | Mike_FTW Robert Reich just declared we're in a mini-depression, jumped on his mini-donk and rode off to his hobbit house in the Labor Shire. 8:39 PM Dec 5th from web |
| hotdogsladies If you can manage to stay in a shitty mood while Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass are playing, you don't deserve to be happy. 1:40 PM Dec 5th from web |
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 | jimray A vlingo app that you activate with "Ms. Holloway, take this down" that replied with "Will that be all, Mr. Draper?" would make millions. 7:25 AM Dec 4th from Tweetie |
 | waxpancake Spent the last ten minutes adding the undocumented "&showsearch=0" option to all my YouTube embeds to kill the ugly search bar. 12:50 AM Dec 4th from web |
 | marklisanti Realizing you're still awake for Carson Daly is like looking down in your lap and seeing you've stroked all the hair off your now-dead cat 1:40 AM Dec 3rd from web |
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 | drewtoothpaste Just created the world's first "menergy drink": keeps you alert, gives you a boner, makes you like sports. In stores December 2009 8:06 PM Nov 30th from web |
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| hotdogsladies HE: "Whadayado?"
ME: "I write about how I suck, I make dick jokes, and I talk into my wallet."
HE: "Buh?"
ME: "Ceramics. I'm a ceramicist." 9:12 AM Nov 27th from web |
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 | hanqduong all day seminar bullshit in Irvine tomorrow. There is not one redeeming word in that sentence. 12:44 AM Nov 24th from web |
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