Twitter.com

Profile_bird

Hey there! kerri9494 is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving kerri9494's updates.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

kerri9494

Wow, you people sure do know a lot about booze and drugs.
@siegel You just want to get me drunk.
Someone here must know -- is alcohol contraindicated with megadoses of Advil? I'm dyin' for some hot caramel rum cider...
I have never truly experienced lower-back pain until today. How do you people LIVE with this?
@jessicabeck I HATE that. I have a rhomboid, almost triangular 'washcloth' from learning bark sedge stitch. I use it to scrub the bathroom.
@sidereal_ I have my AppleTV screen saver set to your Flickr photo stream. The whole fambly loves it. Gorsh you're good. http://xrl.us/oz65g
@Craemmir Tastee Diner! Scrapple!
@sidereal_ Are you following @ihnatko? Tweetup tomorrow in Bethesda-ish!
@Ihnatko I would suggest BD's Mongolian Bar-B-Que as a meeting place. Right smack in the middle of Bethesda, and awesome!
@zusty Speaking of elevated consciousness, I'm talking to nonane on Arkmoo.
"Except for the one percent who hand me a fin and said, 'I don't think you can give me the correct change.'"
From a pal in retail, "Every so often I ring up a sale at $3.14, so I say 'That will be Pi dollars', and 99% of the people say 'DUH?'"
Bettie Page took a heart attack today.
@flargh I'm celebrating with at LEAST two bottles of wine.
@danielpunkass No, but you might start seeing teeth or weird poop soon. Just saying.
Aomeone linked this yesterday and I don't know who, but I love you, whomever it was. http://tinyurl.com/59hp78
@patfauquet Just use VoiceOver!
I am going to wash my hands and get something to drink.
@AmyJane Wait, you let @gruber know your password?
@HelloKit RIGHT. Like you said. :-) (I really need to finish reading before I start posting.)
137
Following
234
Followers
2,104
Updates

Following

Jonathan Wight Meg Hourihan Tom Bridge Matthew Pennell pixeldiva Jeremy Boggs Sandy John Gruber Randall teh_real_chock Jeff Hobbs Snaggy m. dave auayan Jacqui Cheng Rogue Amoeba Mike West Dori jessica* Carolyn Wood Lorin Rivers Amy Jane Gruber Daniel Jalkut Jim Correia Fake Henry Rollins Jim Schmidt Gus Mueller Mike Tiffehr Ranjit Bhatnagar Jason Snell Paul Kafasis C4 Wii Chris Parrish Barack Obama Ben Long
View All…